two fat indians

featured image of two fat indians

MENU

Starters

Advertisements
Name & Detail Price Images
Chicken Pakora
Crispy fried chicken in a spiced batter.
£7.50
Vegetable Pakora
Crispy fried vegetable fritters.
£5.90
Mix Pakora
Chicken, veg, mushroom, haggis and potato fritter
£7.40
Mozzarella Sticks
Crispy sticks filled with melted mozzarella cheese.
£6.50
Mushroom Pakora
Crispy fried mushrooms in a light batter.
£6.00
Jalapeno Poppers
7 pieces
£7.00
Garlic Breaded Mushrooms
Crisp breaded mushrooms infused with garlic.
£7.00
Onion Rings
Crispy onion slices served as a tasty starter.
£5.90
Butterfly King Prawns
Succulent king prawns, a delicious seafood starter.
£7.00
Potato Wedges
Crispy potato pieces served as a starter.
£5.90
Creamy Garlic Mushrooms
Rich and creamy mushrooms infused with garlic.
£6.80
Spicy Garlic Mushrooms
Savoury mushrooms infused with a spicy garlic flavour.
£6.80

Pooris

Name & Detail Price Images
Chicken Poori
Sweet and sour or spicy.
£7.00
Aloo Chana Poori
Sweet and sour or spicy.
£7.00
Paneer Poori
Sweet and sour or spicy.
£7.00
Garlic Mushroom Poori
Sweet and sour or spicy.
£7.00
Prawn Poori
Prawns in a crispy, flaky poori bread.
£7.00

Tandoori Starters

Name & Detail Price Images
Chicken Tikka Starter
Marinated chicken in a rich, aromatic blend of spices.
£7.50
Chicken Chaat
Tender chicken in a zesty, aromatic blend of spices.
£7.00
Chef’s Special Platter
Veg pakora, chicken pakora, chicken tikka, lamb tikka, and chicken chaat.
£11.50
Seekh Kebab Starter
Tender kebabs infused with aromatic spices.
£7.00
Tandoori Chicken
Chicken marinated in aromatic spices, cooked in a traditional clay oven.
£8.00
Lamb Tikka Starter
Tender lamb in a rich, aromatic spice blend.
£7.80

Tandoori Main Meals

Name & Detail Price Images
Chicken Tikka Main Meal
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.
£12.45
Tandoori Mixed Grill
Chicken chat, chicken tikka, lamb tikka, chicken leg, seekh kebab, and nan bread. Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.
£16.90
Mixed Tikka Meal
Chicken and lamb.Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.
£13.90
Lamb Tikka Main Meal
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.
£12.90
Lamb Shashlik Main Meal
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.
£14.45
Seekh Kebab Main Meal
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.
£12.90
Half Tandoori Chicken Main Meal
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.
£13.45
Tandoori Lamb Chop Main Meal
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.
£14.95
Chicken Shashlik Main Meal
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.
£13.45
Tandoori King Prawns
Tandoori dishes cooked in a clay oven and these specialities are served with salad, curry sauce, and rice.
£16.95

Old Fine Favourites

Name & Detail Price Images
Bhuna
Thick sauce with ginger, garlic, and tomato. Rice or nan bread not included.
£10.00
Curry
Original classic. Rice or nan bread not included.
£10.00
Madras
A fairly hot dish. Rice or nan bread not included.
£10.00
Patia
A sweet and sour dish with tangy sauce. Rice or nan bread not included.
£10.00
Saag
A blend of spinach leaves. Rice or nan bread not included.
£10.00
Vindaloo
A very hot dish. Rice or nan bread not included.
£10.00
Do-Piaza
A thick sauce with additional onions. Rice or nan bread not included.
£10.00
Dansac
Dish containing a mixture of lentils. Rice or nan bread not included.
£10.00
Phal
A challenge. Hottest curry available. Rice or nan bread not included.
£10.00

Kormas

Name & Detail Price Images
Original Korma
Rice or nan bread not included.
£10.00
Honey Korma
A mild dish cooked with fresh cream, coconut cream, and honey. Rice or nan bread not included.
£10.00
Ceylonese Korma
Prepared with fresh cream, coconut cream, and a mild spices to give its own individual taste. Rice or nan bread not included.
£10.00
Chilli Korma
Cooked with fresh cream, garlic ginger, and green chillies. Rice or nan bread not included.
£10.00
Kashmiri Korma
Made with yoghurt and saffron milk with pineapple, mangos, or peaches to give a nice fruity taste. Rice or nan bread not included.
£10.00

Biryani

Name & Detail Price Images
Biryani
Originating from Persia, this simple dish begin as rice and meat baked together in the oven, served with separate curry sauce to complement the tasty dish.
£11.50

Vegetarian

Name & Detail Price Images
Saag Paneer
Rice or nan bread not included.
£11.00
Shahi Paneer
Rich and creamy paneer in a flavourful sauce.
£11.00
Channa Curry
Chickpeas. Rice or nan bread not included.
£9.00
Bombay Aloo
Rice or nan bread not included.
£11.00
Mushroom and Paneer Balti
Rice or nan bread not included.
£11.00
Mixed Vegetable Curry
Rice or nan bread not included.
£9.00
Saag Aloo
Potato and spinach. Rice or nan bread not included.
£9.00
Aloo Gobi
Potato and cauliflower. Rice or nan bread not included.
£9.00

House Specialties

Name & Detail Price Images
South Indian Garlic Chilli
A fresh garlic and chilli sauce with fresh coriander and a touch of crispy red chilli.
£11.90
Chasni
A sweet and sour smooth tangy dish prepared with fresh cream, ground cashew nuts, mild herbs, and spices.
£11.90
Butter Masala
Prepared in a delicate blend of butter, fresh cream, yoghurt cashew nut powder, and herbs.
£11.90
Masaledar
Cooked tandoori style with green peppers and onions, blended into a slightly tangy sauce.
£11.90
Jalfrezi
Served with ginger, green peppers, onions, coriander, and tomatoes.
£11.90
Garam Masala
Prepared tikka style cooked with garlic butter and a blend of warm spices giving an excellent dish of medium strength.
£11.90
Creamy Masala
Cooked in fresh cream and masala almond powder in a rich creamy sauce.
£11.90
Kali Mirch Masala
An unusual goanese hot dish prepared with green chillies, boneless chunks of meat, marinated with a hint of tamarind, ginger, garlic, and ground black pepper.
£11.90
Masala(Medium)
Cooked with green peppers, onions, fresh cream, and ground almonds.
£11.90
Punjabi Masala
Cooked with capsicums and onions, delicately flavoured with herbs and spices.
£11.90
Jaipuri
Selected chicken tikka pieces blended with subtle touches of herbs and spices, cooked with mushrooms, green peppers, and onions.
£11.90
Rogan Josh
Prepared with onions, ginger, garlic, and tomatoes.
£11.90
Pasanda
A mild sauce of fresh cream with ground almonds.
£11.90
Tandoori Masala
Cooked with spiced marinade, can be made to desired strength.
£11.90
Karahi
Stir fried style diah, made with cooked peppers and onion in a wok.
£11.90
Balti
Cooked with fresh ginger, garlic, onions, peppers, and a touch of mixed pickle giving a beautiful taste.
£11.90
Achari
Cooked with capsicums, onions, and mixed pickle blended with ginger, garlic, and Punjabi spices giving a medium to hot strength dish.
£11.90
Malaidar
Cooked in cream and spinach puree in a medium sauce.
£11.90
Honey Mint Masala
Cooked with coconut, honey, and mint along with mild spices, korma style.
£11.90
Nentara
Marinated with ground spices and cooked with green peppers and onions.
£11.90
Pardesi
A medium spiced dish consisting of spinach, cumin, and mushrooms with a touch of coriander.
£11.90
Lagan Ki Boti (Lamb)
Try a little tenderness, melt in the mouth Scottish lamb diced, simmered slowly with ginger and garlic.
£13.50

Signature Corner

Name & Detail Price Images
Vegetable Samosa (2)
Homemade
£5.50
Mince Samosa (2)
Homemade
£7.00
Spring Lamb Chops
Tender lamb chops, full of flavour.
£8.00

Rice

Name & Detail Price Images
Pilau Rice
Fluffy basmati rice cooked with mild aromatic spices.
£4.00
Boiled Rice
Light, fluffy boiled rice.
£3.80
Mushroom Rice
Flavourful rice dish featuring mushrooms.
£5.30
Special Rice
House special rice, ideal alongside curries.
£5.30

Bread Basket

Name & Detail Price Images
Garlic Nan
Leavened flatbread infused with garlic.
£4.80
Plain Nan
Soft, lightly leavened Indian flatbread.
£4.30
Peshwari Nan
Soft, sweet, stuffed nan bread.
£5.00
Chapati
Traditional Indian flatbread.
£2.45
Garlic and Cheese Nan
Flaky nan bread infused with garlic and melted cheese.
£5.80
Butter Chapati
Soft, lightly buttered flatbread.
£2.80
Cheese Nan
Fluffy nan bread filled with melted cheese.
£5.30
Paratha
Traditional Indian flatbread.
£4.30
Mince Nan
Traditional Indian flatbread.
£5.80

Accompaniments

Name & Detail Price Images
Dips
Assorted dips to complement your meal.
£1.00
2 Poppadoms
Thin, crispy Indian flatbreads served alongside your meal.
£2.50
Spice Onions
Crisp onions infused with aromatic spices.
£2.00
Speciality Sauce
Any curry sauce from the menu – comment which sauce you would like
£6.10
Salad
Light side salad to complement your meal.
£2.00
Curry Sauce
Rich and aromatic sauce with a blend of spices.
£6.00

Half and Half Curry

Name & Detail Price Images
Half and Half Curry
Curry in the same container with fried rice or boiled rice.
£7.75

Melts

Name & Detail Price Images
Melts
Two fats famous nan bread with choice of your own topping on a plain, garlic, or Peshwari nan.
£11.30

Wraps

Name & Detail Price Images
Wrap
Served with meat and cheese in a tortilla wrap with chips on the side.
£7.45

European Dishes

Name & Detail Price Images
10 Pieces Chicken Nuggets and Chips
Tender chicken nuggets served with crispy chips.
£7.40
Cheese Omelette and Chips
Fluffy omelette filled with melted cheese, served with crispy chips.
£7.50
Chicken Popcorn and Chips
Crispy chicken bites served with chips.
£7.10
Fried Chicken and Chips
Crispy fried chicken served with chips.
£7.75
Breaded Fish and Chips
2 Fish.
£8.00
Chicken Maryland and Chips
Tender chicken served with crispy chips.
£9.00
Breaded Fish
2 Fish.
£7.00
Chicken Salad and Chips
Chicken salad served with crispy chips.
£8.50

Quick Snacks

Name & Detail Price Images
Chips
Crispy thick-cut chips fried to a golden finish, served hot.
£4.10
Chips and Cheese
Crispy chips smothered in melted cheese.
£4.80
Chips, Cheese, and Donner
Crispy chips smothered in melted cheese and topped with donner meat.
£7.30
Tray of Donner
Tender donner meat served in a tray.
£5.50
Chips, Cheese and Spicy Chicken (Large)
Crispy chips smothered in melted cheese and topped with spicy chicken.
£7.75
Chips and Donner
Crispy chips served with donner meat.
£6.80
Chips, cheese and any curry sauce
Crispy chips smothered in melted cheese and served with a side of curry sauce.
£5.80
Chips and any Curry Sauce
Crispy chips served with a side of curry sauce.
£5.70
Chips, Cheese, and Chicken Pakora
Crispy fried chicken and cheese in a crunchy pakora coating.
£7.75
Garlic Bread with Cheese
Soft, buttery bread infused with garlic and melted cheese.
£5.00
Garlic Bread
Freshly baked bread infused with garlic.
£4.50
Curly Fries
Crunchy, curly potato sticks.
£5.00
Piri Piri Chips
Crispy fried potato strips infused with a zesty Piri Piri flavour.
£4.80
Chips, Cheese and Chicken Tikka
Crispy chips smothered in melted cheese and tender chicken tikka.
£7.75

Burgers

Name & Detail Price Images
Cheeseburger
Juicy beef patty topped with melted cheese.
£5.50
Double Cheeseburger
Two juicy beef patties topped with melted cheese.
£6.75
Sky Scraper
2 beefburgers with cheese and donner meat.
£7.30
Hot and Spicy Chicken Fillet Burger
Spicy chicken fillet in a burger.
£6.75
Hamburger
Juicy beef patty served in a bun.
£5.30
Chicken Burger
Juicy chicken patty in a burger.
£6.00
Donner Roll
Juicy meat wrapped in a soft roll.
£4.80
Bacon Cheeseburger
Juicy beef patty topped with crispy bacon and melted cheese.
£7.50
Veggie Burger
Veggie patty in a burger bun.
£5.50

Hoagies

Name & Detail Price Images
Donner hoagie
Chips, cheese, and meat with salad and sauce in a tortilla wrap or nan.
£8.45
Mixed Meat Hoagie
Chips, cheese, and meat with salad and sauce in a tortilla wrap or nan.
£9.75
Any Curry Hoagie
Chips, cheese, and meat with salad and sauce in a tortilla wrap or nan.
£10.45
Chicken Tikka Hoagie
Chips, cheese, and meat with salad and sauce in a tortilla wrap or nan.
£9.45
Spicy Chicken Hoagie
Chips, cheese, and meat with salad and sauce in a tortilla wrap or nan.
£9.45
Vegetable Hoagie
Chips, cheese, and meat with salad and sauce in a tortilla wrap or nan.
£8.00
Chicken Pakora hoagie
Chips, cheese, and meat with salad and sauce in a tortilla wrap or nan.
£9.45

Kids Meals

Name & Detail Price Images
Kids 8″ Cheese Pizza and chips
Served with fruit shoot.
£6.80
Kids Chicken Nuggets and Chips
Served with fruit shoot.
£6.50
Kids Chips and Donner
Served with fruit shoot.
£6.50
Kids Beef Burger and Chips
Served with fruit shoot.
£6.50
Kids Fish Fingers and Chips
Served with fruit shoot.
£6.50

Kebabs

Name & Detail Price Images
Donner Kebab
Served with small naan bread, salad, and sauce.
£6.80
Two Fat Indian Special Kebab
Donner, shish, and chicken kebab. Served with small naan bread, salad, and sauce.
£12.45
Chicken Tikka Kebab
Served with small naan bread, salad, and sauce.
£7.30
Special Jumbo King Kebab on Garlic and Cheese Nan
Donner, shish, chicken kebab, chicken tikka, and seekh kebab. Served with small naan bread, salad, and sauce.
£16.45
Chicken Shashlik Kebab
Served with onion, green peppers, and mushrooms. Served with small naan bread, salad, and sauce.
£8.30
Shish Kebab
Tender lamb spiced and cooked on a charcoal grill. Served with small naan bread, salad, and sauce.
£8.00
Lamb Shashlik Kebab
Tender sliced lamb cutlets, sliced onions, mushrooms, and green peppers. Served with small naan bread, salad, and sauce.
£9.30

Pizza

Name & Detail Price Images
Cheese
Melted cheese topping for your pizza.
£5.90
Any Curry
All curries will come with Chicken only – if you would like just the sauce please let us know
£12.00
Spicy Chicken
Pizza topped with spicy chicken for a fiery kick.
£10.50
Double Pepperoni
Double the pepperoni for a meaty pizza treat.
£10.50
2 Fats Special
Chicken tikka, spicy mince onion, and green chilli.
£10.50
4 Seasons
Chicken, peppers, mushroom, and sweetcorn.
£10.50
Spicy Donner
Spicy Chicken and Donner Meat
£10.50
Scottish Donner
Chips, donner meat, and kebab sauce.
£10.50
Hot and Spicy
Spicy chicken, spicy mince, and green chilli.
£10.50
Turkish Delight
Chicken and donner meat.
£10.50
Hawaiian
Ham and pineapple.
£10.50
Vegetarian
Vegetarian pizza topped with mixed vegetables.
£10.50
Meat Feast
Chicken, mince, ham, and pepperoni.
£10.50
Kiev Pizza
Chicken, ham and mushroom on a garlic base
£10.50
Seafood Special
Tuna and prawns
£9.00
Texas BBQ £10.50
Italiano
Peperoni and Tomatoes
£10.50

Set Meals

Name & Detail Price Images
Set Meal 2
Mix pakora or chicken chaat(other starter options are an additional cost) , any 2 curries from the menu, and rice and plain nan bread. Served with poppadoms and spiced onions.
£23.45
Set Meal 1
Veg Pakora (other starter options are an addition cost) , curry from the menu, rice or plain nan bread. Served with poppadoms and spiced onions.
£14.99
Set Meal 3
Mix pakora and chicken chaat(other starter options may have an additional charge) , any 3 curries from the menu, and 2 rice and 1 nan bread. Served with poppadoms and spiced onions.
£34.45
Set Meal 4
Large chicken pakora, mix pakora, any 4 curries from the menu 2 rice, 2 nan bread, and chips. Served with poppadoms and spiced onions.
£45.45

Special Offers

Name & Detail Price Images
12″ Pizza Deal
12″ pizza with 2 toppings, chips, and large donner kebab.
£16.95
10″ Pizza Deal
10″ pizza with 2 toppings, chips, and small donner kebab.
£15.95

Calzones

Name & Detail Price Images
Any Curry Calzone
Any curry of your choice. Stuffed crust calzons come with chips. Chicken or lamb.
£11.95
Two Fats Special Calzone
Cheeseburger, donner meat, and chef’s special sauce. Stuffed crust calzons come with chips.
£11.95
Donner Calzone
Stuffed crust calzons come with chips.
£11.95
Scottish Donner Calzone
Chips, cheese, and donner meat. Stuffed crust calzons come with chips.
£11.95
Mixed Calzone
Chicken tikka, donner meat, spicy chicken, and spiced onions. Stuffed crust calzons come with chips.
£11.95
Spicy Chicken Calzone
Spicy chicken wrapped in a crispy calzone.
£11.95
Chicken Tikka Calzone
Stuffed crust calzons come with chips.
£11.95
Special Calzone
Chicken tikka, spicy mince, onions, and green chillies. Stuffed crust calzons come with chips.
£11.95

Desserts

Name & Detail Price Images
Chocolate Fudge Cake
2 slices
£6.30
Big Ben & Jerry (465ml) £7.25

Munchy Boxes

Name & Detail Price Images
10″ Munchy Box
10″ pizza box filled with mix pakora, donner meat, chicken chaat, chips, pakora sauce, kebab sauce, onion rings, pitta bread, and can of juice.
£12.45
16″ Munchy Box
16″ pizza box filled with mix pakora, donner meat, chicken chaat, chips, 4 sauces, salad, onion rings, nan bread, and large bottle of juice.
£20.45
12″ Munchy Box
12″ pizza box filled with mix pakora, donner meat, chicken chaat, chips, pakora sauce, kebab sauce, onion rings, and can of juice.
£16.45

Drinks

Name & Detail Price Images
Cans
Selection of canned soft drinks. Choose your favourite.
£1.50
Large Bottles
Large bottles of soft drinks, ideal for sharing.
£3.20
Water
Refreshing drinking water.
£1.00
Red Bull £2.50
Craving more delicious choices? Check out the full pizza stop menu prices now!

Two Fat Indians (Paisley) (FAQs)

General FAQs

Q1: What types of cuisine are offered?
A: The restaurant primarily offers Biryani, Indian curry, and South Indian dishes.

 

Q2: Do you offer any vegetarian main courses?
A: Yes, there are specific vegetarian options available such as Saag Paneer and Shahi Paneer.

 

Q3: Are there any specialty kebabs available?
A: Yes, the menu features several kebab options including Donner, Shish, and Chicken Tikka Kebab.

 

Q4: What items are included in the Set Meal 2?
A: Set Meal 2 includes a starter, two curries, rice, plain nan bread, poppadoms, and spiced onions.

 

Q5: Can I order pizza?
A: Yes, the menu includes various 12-inch pizza options with different toppings available.

 

Q6: What is included in the Munchy Boxes?
A: Munchy Boxes contain items like mix pakora, donner meat, chips, sauces, and a drink selection.

 

Q7: Do you have any burger options?
A: The restaurant serves various burgers, including cheeseburgers, a double cheeseburger, and a veggie burger.

 

Q8: Are there any dessert items on the menu?
A: Yes, desserts like Chocolate Fudge Cake and ice cream tubs from Ben & Jerry’s are listed.

 

Q9: What is available in the Tandoori Starters section?
A: Tandoori Starters include items like Chicken Tikka Starter, Tandoori Chicken, and Seekh Kebab Starter.

 

Q10: Are bread items like Naan available?
A: Yes, several bread options are available, such as Plain Nan, Garlic Nan, and Peshwari Nan.

Pricing FAQs

Q1: How is the price of a main course curry determined?
A: Most standard curries from the Old Fine Favourites section are listed at a uniform price point.

 

Q2: Are there deals available for pizza orders?
A: Yes, there are special deals listed for 10-inch and 12-inch pizzas that include additional items.

 

Q3: Is there a price difference for different meat choices in a main meal?
A: Yes, main meals often show different prices depending on whether the chosen meat is chicken, lamb, or king prawns.

 

Q4: What is the cost of basic rice sides?
A: The price for a standard Boiled Rice is lower than that for Pilau Rice or Special Rice sides.

 

Q5: Do customised main dish items incur extra costs?
A: Customisations on certain main dishes might affect the final price, as indicated by variable pricing structures.

 

Q6: Are there specific pricing structures for kids’ meals?
A: Kids’ meals are offered at consistent price points and typically include a drink item.

 

Q7: What is the price range for starters?
A: Starters like Pakoras are priced generally between £5.90 and £7.50 depending on the variety.

 

Q8: Does the menu indicate if prices include tax?
A: The provided price information does not explicitly detail whether all listed prices include local tax or VAT.

 

Q9: Are there any bundled meal options available?
A: Set Meals are offered, which provide multiple courses for a single bundled price.

 

Q10: What is the cost associated with side accompaniments?
A: Accompaniments such as Dips and Spice Onions are priced separately and are generally inexpensive additions.