Smarts Fish & Chips
Smarts Fish and Chips UK is where tradition meets taste. Serving golden, crispy battered fish, hand-cut chips, and hearty classics, this is comfort food at its finest. From freshly fried cod and haddock to succulent pies, juicy burgers, and sizzling sausages, every bite is cooked to order with quality ingredients. Whether you’re after a classic chippy tea, a family meal, or a quick takeaway, Smarts delivers that authentic British fish and chip shop experience with generous portions and great value.
Wraps
Loaded with the utmost fresh ingredients and the right pack of sauces we bring in our most delightful wraps for the right bite!
| Item | Price |
|---|---|
| Mediterranean Chicken Wrap | £6.50 |
| Chicken and Cheese Wrap | £6.90 |
| Chicken and Bacon Wrap | £7.20 |
| Crispy Chicken Wrap | £5.20 |
| Doner Wrap | £5.90 |
| Doner and Cheese Wrap | £6.20 |
| Chicken and Doner Wrap | £7.20 |
| BBQ Roast Chicken Wrap Chicken breast meat wrapped with salad and your favourite sauce. | £6.20 |
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Chips
Munch onto the most crispy, golden and savoury bites of our most delectable Chips! Make it even more fancy with the right sides!
| Item | Price |
|---|---|
| Cone of Chips | £2.80 |
| Chips | From £3.90 |
| Chips and Cheese | £6.20 |
| Large Chips and Cheese | £6.90 |
| Chips Batty | £4.50 |
| Chilli Con Carne and Chips | £8.90 |
| Chips, Cheese and Beans | From £8.10 |
| Chips, Cheese and Gravy | From £8.10 |
| Sweet Potato Chips | From £5.50 |
| Peri Peri Chips | From £4.10 |
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Fish
Let the right proteins make their way to you only with our utterly fresh Fish menu that contains all the right stuff!
| Item | Price |
|---|---|
| Cod | From £9.00 |
| Cod and Chips | From £13.00 |
| Haddock and Small Chips | £14.50 |
| Plaice and Small Chips | £14.50 |
| Scampi (12 Pieces) | £7.20 |
| Fish Cake | £2.50 |
| Fish Fingers Portion of 10 | £6.90 |
Burgers
Juicy and the most chunky Burgers can only be savoured with our cooked to perfection menu of Burgers!
| Item | Price |
|---|---|
| Plain Burger | £4.80 |
| Cheese Burger | £5.50 |
| Cheese and Bacon Burger | £6.20 |
| Double Plain Burger | £6.10 |
| Double Cheese Burger | £6.80 |
| Chicken Burger | £5.20 |
| Chicken and Cheese Burger | £5.50 |
| Hawaiian Burger with Pineapple | £5.50 |
| Big Foot 2 burger, kebab meat, small sausage | £8.50 |
| Veggie Burger | £4.80 |
| Egg, Cheese and Bacon Burger | £6.80 |
| Egg and Cheese Burger | £5.80 |
| Halloumi Burger Served with onion rings, salad and sauce of your choice | £6.20 |
| Baaaadasss Burger Served with 4 patties, cheese, bacon, onion rings, salad and sauce of your choice | £12.50 |
| Baaaadasss Veggie Burger Served with 4 veggie patties, cheese, onion rings, salad and sauce of your choice | £11.50 |
| Spicy Chicken Burger | £5.50 |
| Piri Piri Chargrilled Chicken Burger | £5.80 |
Jacket Potato
Fluffy on the inside, crispy on the outside our oven-baked jacket potatoes are served piping hot and topped with your choice of fillings. From creamy cheese and beans to tuna mayo or coleslaw, they’re a hearty and wholesome option that’s just as satisfying as our classic fish and chips.
| Item | Price |
|---|---|
| Plain with Butter | £4.50 |
| With Cheese | £7.10 |
| Cheese and Beans | £8.10 |
| Chilli Con Carne | £8.20 |
| Tuna Mayo | £8.20 |
Drinks
Quench your thirst with our refreshing selection of chilled soft drinks, classic bottled sodas, and still or sparkling water. Perfectly paired with your fish and chips, we’ve got all the favourites from cola and lemonade to fruity options and more.
| Item | Price |
|---|---|
| All Cans | £1.50 |
| Large Bottle of Drink | £3.25 |
| Bottle of Water – 500ml | £1.25 |
| Coca-Cola Original Taste 330ml Sparkling Soft Drink with Plant Extracts | £1.50 |
| Diet Coke 330ml Sparkling Low Calorie Soft Drink with Plant Extracts with Sweeteners | £1.50 |
| Dr Pepper 330ml Sparkling Fruit Flavour Soft Drink with Sugar and Sweeteners | £1.50 |
| Sprite 330ml Sparkling Lemon Lime Flavour Low Calorie Soft Drink with Sugar and Sweeteners | £1.50 |
| Fanta Orange 330ml Sparkling Orange Fruit Drink with Sugar and Sweeteners | £1.50 |
| Fanta Lemon 330ml Sparkling Lemon Fruit Drink with Sugar and Sweeteners | £1.50 |
| Rio Tropical 330ml Lightly Sparkling Tropical Fruit Juice Soft Drink with Sugar and Sweeteners | £1.50 |
| Tango Orange Original Can 330ml Carbonated Orange Soft Drink with Sugar and Sweeteners | £1.50 |
| Coca-Cola Original Taste 1.5L Sparkling Soft Drink with Plant Extracts | £3.25 |
| Diet Coke 1.25L Sparkling Low Calorie Soft Drink with Plant Extracts with Sweeteners | £3.25 |
| Coca-Cola Zero Sugar 2L Sparkling Low Calorie Soft Drink with Plant Extracts with Sweeteners | £3.25 |
Extras
Complete your meal with our tasty extras from mushy peas, curry sauce, and baked beans to gravy and pickled onions. Whether you fancy a tangy gherkin, a buttery bread roll, or a classic portion of chip shop curry, these little add-ons make your fish and chips even more satisfying.
| Item | Price |
|---|---|
| Pickled Egg | £1.00 |
| Pickled Onion | £0.80 |
| Pickled Gherkins | £1.00 |
| Bottle of Ketchup | £2.50 |
| Bottle of Mayonnaise | £2.50 |
| Bottle of Vinegar | £2.50 |
Sides
Add the perfectly right sidekick to your most favourite meals to get even the most wholesome experience of a lifetime with our sides!
| Item | Price |
|---|---|
| Mozzarella Sticks | From £3.90 |
| Halloumi Fries | From £4.10 |
| Spring Roll | £2.50 |
| Cod Roe | £2.50 |
| Cod Bites | £1.95 |
| Spam Fritter | £2.50 |
| Curry Sauce | £2.20 |
| Mushy Peas | £2.20 |
| Gravy | £2.20 |
| Baked Beans | £2.20 |
| Battered Mars | £2.20 |
| Onion Rings | From £3.90 |
| Garlic Mushrooms | From £3.90 |
| Pineapple Fritter | £2.10 |
| Chicken Nuggets | From £4.10 |
| Chicken Strips | From £4.10 |
| Spicy Chicken Bites Portion of 6 | From £4.90 |
| Mac and Cheese Bites Portion of 6 | From £4.10 |
| Battered Cream Egg | £1.50 |
| Pea Fritter | £2.10 |
BBQ Roast Chicken
Enjoy the rightfully deserved and cooked to perfection our most popular BBQ Roast Chicken that brings over the right punch of flavours!
| Item | Price |
|---|---|
| Chicken Breast | £6.30 |
| Hot and Spicy Chicken Wings Portion of 6 | £6.50 |
| Chicken Leg | £5.90 |
| Sausage in Batter | From £2.10 |
| Plain Sausage | From £1.80 |
| Saveloy | £2.80 |
| Hot Dog With fried onion, mustard and ketchup | From £3.00 |
Kebabs
Juicy, flame-grilled kebabs served in warm naan or pitta with crisp salad and your choice of sauces. From tender doner slices and succulent chicken to mixed kebabs loaded with flavour, each one is a hearty, satisfying favourite perfect for any appetite.
| Item | Price |
|---|---|
| Doner Kebab with Pitta Bread | From £10.20 |
| Chicken Kebab with Pitta Bread | From £10.20 |
| Mixed Kebab with Pitta Bread Lamb and Doner | From £10.50 |
| Doner Meat and Chips | From £11.20 |
| Chicken Meat and Chips | From £11.20 |
| Mixed Meat and Chips Doner and Chicken | From £11.20 |
Pukka Pies
Golden, oven-baked Pukka Pies with rich, hearty fillings wrapped in buttery, flaky pastry. Choose from classic Steak & Kidney, savoury Chicken & Mushroom, or the traditional Meat & Potato the perfect comfort food pairing with chips, peas, and gravy.
| Item | Price |
|---|---|
| Steak and Kidney | £4.90 |
| Chicken and Mushroom | £4.90 |
| Beef and Onion | £4.90 |
| Cornish Pastie | £3.90 |
| Cheese and Onion Pasty | £3.90 |
Country Fried Chicken
Savour the delight in every bite with the most perfectly fries Country Fried Chicken with it’s ultimate glory!
| Item | Price |
|---|---|
| Fried Chicken | From £2.50 |
Sauces
Pack the right punch to your meals to make them even more wholesome and perfect with our diverse range of sauces!
| Item | Price |
|---|---|
| Garlic Mayo Pot | £0.60 |
| Mayo | £0.60 |
| Ketchup | £0.60 |
| BBQ | £0.60 |
| Tartare Sauce | £0.60 |
Smarts Fish & Chips Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ’s)
General FAQ’s
1. What type of food is served?
The menu focuses on traditional British fish and chips, along with pies, sausages, and other chip shop classics.
2. What type of fish is used?
Fresh cod and haddock are the most popular choices, with other seasonal fish sometimes available.
3. Are vegetarian options available?
Yes, vegetarian items such as chips, veggie burgers, and battered halloumi are available.
4. Do they cater for vegan diets?
Some vegan-friendly options like chips and salads are available — check with staff for details.
5. Is the fish sustainably sourced?
Many chip shops source fish from sustainable suppliers; confirm with the local branch.
6. Do they offer gluten-free meals?
Some days may feature gluten-free batter — check in advance for availability.
7. Can I order online?
Yes, delivery and collection can be arranged through food delivery platforms.
8. Is it family-friendly?
Yes, there are kid-sized portions and family meal deals available.
9. Do they offer meal deals?
Yes, combo deals with fish, chips, and drinks are available.
10. What are the typical opening hours?
Most branches open for lunch and dinner, with hours varying by day.
Pricing FAQ’s
1. How much is a portion of cod and chips?
A standard portion typically costs between £7.50 and £10.00.
2. How much is haddock and chips?
Haddock meals are usually £8.00 to £10.50.
3. How much are smaller or kids’ portions?
Kids’ meals range from £3.50 to £5.50.
4. How much are pies?
Pies generally cost £3.50 to £5.00.
5. How much are sausages?
Battered or plain sausages are usually £2.00 to £3.50.
6. How much are sides like mushy peas or curry sauce?
Sides range from £1.50 to £2.50.
7. How much are chips on their own?
Chips are typically £2.00 to £3.50 depending on portion size.
8. How much are drinks?
Soft drinks are around £1.50 to £2.50.
9. How much are meal deals?
Meal deals usually cost between £7.00 and £11.00 depending on size.
10. Is VAT included in prices?
Yes, VAT is included in all displayed prices.
